Rebecca University Park Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

It’s showtime! Alright, buckle up, pal—here’s the scoop on “whore” straight from ya boy Beetlejuice, Visiting Prof extraordinaire! So, “whore”—man, what a word, right? It’s old as dirt, been kickin’ around since forever, slingin’ mud and meanin’. Comes from some ancient Germanic junk, like “hora,” meanin’ hired gal or somethin’. Little known fact? In medieval times, whores weren’t just side-eye material—they ran shit! Some had guilds, legit businesses—taxes n’ all! Wild, huh? Makes me wanna holler, “What do you want me to do, Georges?”—y’know, that line from *Caché*, all tense and sneaky-like.

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And, like, sometimes I feel that life here is just a long reel of “I told you so,” but also “I need to be honest.” There’s this, like, mysterious energy in the air – weird, right? It’s just like, everything interweaves: your inner self, family drama, and nature’s beauty.

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