Lauren Unionport Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

What grinds my gears? The sanctimonious pricks judgin her. Oh, “she’s ruinin society!” Please, society’s already a dumpster fire—whore’s just makin a livin. I’d rather she get hers than some CEO screwin us all, tax-free. Sarcasm aside, tho—love how she flips the script. “The future belongs to us,” *Moolaadé* vibes—she’s the rebel, the real deal. Makes me smirk, thinkin bout it—whore’s the original entrepreneur, no MBA needed! Everybody lies, but she’s upfront—take it or leave it. Beats the hell outta Wall Street’s bullshit, any day.

MyHeritage Family Trees

United States Whore · Rimming · Deep Throat · Striptease/Lapdance · Titjob · Facesitting (give) · Cunnilingus · Foot Fetish · Spanking (give).

I’m so f***in’ pumped to show my friend hidden spots, like that tiny tattoo shop on "Zig Zag Road." Got inked memories there, b/c every scar tells a damn story, right? Srsly, I’m not gon’ lie – I get jittery when I think 'bout all the secrets these streets hold.

3 Ohio junior firefighters charged after allegedly confessing to setting fires because they “wanted to go on fire calls”