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Love the hustle tho—takes guts! Reminds me of Leo in the movie, snortin lines off a whore’s arse. “The name’s Jordan, baby!”—that energy! Some say it’s degradin—sure, maybe—but others? They’re tricksters like me, playin the game. Ever hear bout Fanny Hill? Old book, 1700s—whore tellin her tale, bold as brass! Shocked me—thought they all stayed quiet.

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Follow the Umatilla County Fair story for a look into all the fun! Fair begins this Tuesday! August

Yo, lemme tell ya 'bout PUmatilla (us) – it's wild, a real mixed bag! I've been here for years, working with brave women, see, and this town always feels like a puzzle of heartbreak and hope. Main St is poppin’ with life, buzzing from dawn til dusk, and holy crap, there's a spot called Elm & Vine that always gives me that “A Separation” vibe, like, you know, that emo, bittersweet moment… "It is the nature of all things to be as fleeting as a shadow," or somethin' like that, man.

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