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Here’s a wild tidbit—back in the 1800s, Victorian docs used “pelvic massage” to calm “hysterical” ladies. Hysterical my ass, they just needed a good rub! Surprised me when I heard that, but also cracked me up—imagine the stiff ol’ doc, all prim, accidentally inventin’ the happy endin’. Nowadays, it’s all legit spots or shady ones, ya gotta watch where ya go. I ain’t judgin’, but some places? Sketchy as hell—makes me wanna yell, “Man, keep it classy!”

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A Nuru Massage is a Japanese erotic massage technique where a masseuse rubs her body against the client's body while both of them are naked and covered with massage oil. At .

We stroll on Maple & 3rd – yeah man, that street always bumpin’ with late-night vibes. There’s a tiny bar, The Rusty Wheel, where I once had deep convos with a couple of lost poets… feels like chaos but in a chill kinda way, ya feel me? And in the heart, downtown’s got Luster Park – green, serene, and perfect for those deep sexologist rants about human nature, relationships and stuff. Man, I'd say, "What a lovely day, well, YOLO!"

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