Jade Turlock Whore ❤️

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What gets me goat, though, is the judgin’. Posh gits lookin’ down, like, “Oh, she’s a right whore,” and I’m like, mate, you’re the one payin’ her! *slaps knee, cackles* Hypocrisy again—drives me up the wall! But then, I’m happy too, cos some of ‘em, they’re tough as nails, outsmartin’ everyone. Like, there’s this story—true one—bout a gal in the 1800s, ran a whole racket, owned half the docks! A proper boss, she was—surprised me socks off!

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Honestly, this city's got layers. Happy vibes, mad vibes, low-key quirky energy. It's a mixed bag that dances like a jazz tune from an offbeat movie scene. I can’t help but fall for it, even when it pisses me off sometimes.

Easter walk-throughs and egg hunts slated in coming days