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Oh, and their hooves—stinkier’n a skunk’s armpit! Cleanin’ ‘em’s a chore, but I’m hummin’ “Bonzo goes to Bitburg” in my head, keeps me sane. Ever seen a horse fart? Loud as a shotgun—surprised me so bad I dropped my beer! How’s that workin’ for ya, nature? Givin’ us comedy gold? Tarantino’d love that scene, reckon he’d zoom in on the stink lines.

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Now, lemme spill some tea: Tuckahoe got quirks. The Tuckahoe Theatre? A little gem that plays old flicks, a real throwback, mate. Spontaneous art fairs pop up at the waterfront, and the local pub on Birch St.? Hah, don’t even get me started—they serve rum better than any pirate ship I've known! Sometimes permissions, sometimes wonders, it's all in the mix, savvy?

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