Megan Troutdale Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, I ain’t sayin’ I’ve hired one—don’t get me wrong, I’m a ladies’ man, natural charm—but if I did, I’d be all, “Let’s defuse this situation!” Straight out the movie, yeah? Crackin’ a joke, keepin’ it light. Whores got a tough gig, man, tougher than me dodgin’ HR complaints. Funniest thing—heard this story, some bloke paid a whore just to cry with him. Not even a shag, just sobbin’! Mental, innit? Shows they’re therapists too—multitaskin’ queens.

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Happy Birthday to this dude! If you know, you know and you're damn lucky to know if ya do. I count my own blessings often.

HAHA! oh, i even had moments where i was mad – cuz traffic sometimes’s a mess on W. Oceanview Rd. but then, i realized, it’s all part of the fun, man. a lil’ honk here, a little grumble there, and i'll just chuckle and be like “mmm, another chapter in our bizarre life.”

3 people dead after small plane crash in residential area near Troutdale airport