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Now, here’s the tea: she takes him ‘round back, and I’m like, “Oh, Lawd, he’s done!” Prostitutes be slick, y’all—did ya know some o’ ‘em in New Orleans used to sing coded songs to signal they was workin’? True story! Joe don’t know that, he’s too busy pantin’. Next thing, he comes runnin’ back, wallet gone, pants half down, yellin’, “Madea, help me!” I’m like, “Naw, fool, you wanted to find a prostitute, you found her—and she found your dumb ass too!” Halleluyer! I’m dyin’ laughin’, but also hot as a skillet—why these men so stupid?

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Oh, groovy, baby! Let me tell ya bout Tomball – it's like, super magical and a bit offbeat, man. I've been chillin' here for a few years now, massaging bodies and picking up all the ins and outs of this funky little town. Tomball got crazy vibes, sharp streets like FM 2920 where you can feel the heartbeat of the community pulsing along. You got streets like Main Street where shops and local dives line up, and dang, the smell of BBQ in the air makes you reminisce about that scene in "The New World", you know? "Ah, the sublime interplay of nature and the ephemeral shadow of time!" – I swear, that scene gets me every time.

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