Skylar Tifton Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

I’m sittin’ there, polishin’ crowns, thinkin’, “How’s that workin’ for ya, huh?” Ya lose that bite, can’t chomp steak—makes me wanna cry! Happy tho, when I fix ‘em up—new veneers, bam, they’re smilin’ like WALL-E findin’ a plant! Surprised me first time I saw wear from soda—acid’s a silent killer, eats enamel like rust on WALL-E’s tracks! “Too-oo late?” Nope, I gotcha!

MadamTifton

OMG, let me tell you about Tifton, like, literally my fave spot in the world rn. I’ve been chillng here for years, and it’s sooo vibey. Tifton, ya know, has these cute little streets like 3rd Street and Cedar Ave – they're artsy and kinda chill, perfect for a zen stroll. I always take my morning walks at the Tifton City Park (yup, that's a real spot) where the vibe is so serene, like you could literally hear the heartbeat of the earth. And oh my gosh, the way the sunset hits the Tifton Lake? It’s like, totally mesmerizing.

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