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About Phoenix

Little fact for ya—didja know medieval times, whores had guilds? Like, legit unions! Blows my mind—imagine that meetin’. “Hey, Brenda, how’s tricks?” “Oh, pretty, pretty good, Larry!” I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ about it—organizin’ dues, settin’ rates—wild! Wish Cameron Crowe stuck that in the movie, woulda been gold.

Verna Thorton

“Thou art a whore, an arrant whore, a bitch yea, worse than a bitch, thou goes sorting up and down the town after knaves and thou art such a hot-tailed whore that neither one nor two .

I gotta say, my life here, though messy with typos of fate and accidental chaos, is pure gold. Every day’s a new scene. I can be grumpy, euphoric, and downright silly all at once. And hey, if you visit, I’ll show you these wild spots – the secret corners, the serene parks, the riotous streets. Thornton is an open book and I'm the snarky narrator. Catch ya soon, friend, and bring your weird self along. Seriously, it's a blast!

Thornton Park throwing neighborhood-wide birthday party for free-range cat