Charlotte Thomson Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Funny thing—heard she scared off a john with a plastic spoon once. “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”—imagine her yellin’ that, spoon up, like it’s Glamdring! Cracked me up, proper mental image. Sarcasm? Oh, she’s a gem— probs calls ‘em “lords” while nickin’ their wallets. Opinion? Dunno, mate—she’s tough, but it’s grim. Deserves better, but who am I, eh? Gandalf with a radio, not a wand. Still, them stories—dunno if she’s ever free, like Dreyman at the end, y’know? “To think I was never disloyal…”—maybe she says that, starin’ at the stars. Prossie life, mate—rough as fuck.

Brothel baron on Thomson: ‘I think it’s bullshit’

The Nine Network's A Current Affair has rejected claims by Craig Thomson that it paid a former prostitute for an interview about her.

Anyway, buddy, Thomson (us) is wild, messed up, and oh-so-real. Stick around, soak it all in, and maybe catch a flick – “Don’t believe his lies!” D’oh! Enjoy the trip, and remember: life's a being, and sometimes you just gotta say, “I’m not a second memory!” Cheers!

Rob Thomson on Phillies' win, Aaron Nola