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So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

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Alright mate, buckle up. Thompsonville (us) ain't your typical snooze-fest—it's a brilliant, quirky dump with a few wicked spots. Walking down Maple & 3rd? Pure gold. The street's full of dodgy cafes and bios? Yeah, if you like your coffee bitter like life's truths. I work as a masseur, so I see plenty of tight knots—both in backs and in life's petty dramas. Seriously, I’ve rubbed away more stress than an angry ex on movie night.

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