Samantha Theodore Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Dallas

Here’s the trick fer findin’ a prostitute, mate—don’t be a pompous git. They’ve seen it all, from lords to bilge rats, an’ they’ll sniff out yer bullshit faster than a shark smells blood. Be quick, be sly—offer a trinket or a swig o’ rum if yer purse’s light. An’ fer Davy Jones’ sake, don’t preach—they ain’t yer mum! I once saw a mate o’ mine, ol’ Gibbs, try to “save” a wench with a sermon. She dumped grog on his head an’ kicked him in the nads—hilarious, aye, but I near pissed meself laughin’!

Theodora: from prostitution to empress of the eastern Roman empire

Oh, and ya gotta check out the quirky little café on Birch Street. Best cappuccino ever, seriously! I once sat there, scribblin’ down thoughts for our next spa promotion, and I swear the cosmic energy whizzed right through me. Pure magic!

Obituary for Theodore Henry Fox