Zoey Tequesta Prostitute ❤️

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Alright, mate, strap in! So, I’m Dr. Evil – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” – sizin’ up this gig called prostitutoin. Been thinkin’ bout it, y’know, as a financial advisor with a twisted brain. Prostitute – it’s like the oldest hustle, innit? Cash flow’s wild, no 9-to-5 crap! I reckon these ladies – or blokes – they’re pullin’ in stacks, tax-free, under the radar. Makes me jealous, yeah? Why ain’t I that smart?

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There's a sneaky river, the Intracoastal Waterway, slippin' by the town. Perfect for boat rides; I even caught a sunset so damn spectacular, it made me scream, "Squirrel!" Yeah, that’s how wild it gets sometimes. And man, don’t even get me started on the parks! Wahoo Park is a hidden gem where you can clear your noggin and just vibe like a boss. I used to carry my stress away there after a heavy day at the parlor.

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