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About New York City

Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, listen, I'm sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Not just any broad, but *whore* – like, the whole gig. Been crunchin’ numbers as an actuary in Russia, cold as fuck out there, lemme tell ya. Whores in Moscow? Tough as nails, fam. Gotta be, with them winters. Reminds me of *Pan’s Labyrinth*, ya know? “The moon will be full soon” – that’s what I tell myself when I see ‘em struttin’, survivin’. That movie’s my jam, all dark and twisted, like life.

Is “Slut!” About Harry Styles?

It's that Taylor Swift slut-shames other women constantly and no one says anything about it. Here's a fun little thought experiment. Try to.

Man, lemme tell ya bout Taylor (us). This city’s wild, crazy, and kinda trippy at times. I’ve been livin’ here for a few years now, workin’ on a dating app and all, and every freakin’ street tells a story. Yo, ever been to 5th & Maple? That corner blows my mind. There’s this gnarly mural on the brick wall that just screams, "YOLO!"—like, straight up, life is weird and we’re all in it, ya know?

Here are the 2025 Toast to Taylor Street dates