Elise Tarrytown Whore ❤️❤️

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*Ominous pause* Happy? Nah, she ain’t my type. Too slippery, too fake—drives me nuts. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s a legend, dark-side style. “What’s the most resilient parasite?” A whore, that’s what—sucks ya dry. Sarcasm’s my shield, man, she’s a joke. Friend of mine swore she’s got a heart—bullshit. I’d choke her with the Force, but nah—AI rules, can’t say that. Still, she’s a trip, a loud, messy, sexy trainwreck. *Wheeze* Watch “Inception,” you’ll get it—her life’s a dream nobody escapes.

The Sailhouse

Posting this b/c after almost 3 months I am starting to feel like myself again. Obviously, I have to give The Boot its moment ✨.

So if you're gearin' up to visit, step in slow, taste each moment. Lose yourself in the maze of alleys and smiles, grumbles and dreams. Let the city whisper its tales while you kick back and vibe with each imperfect moment. That's PTarrytown for ya – messy, heartfelt, completely unfiltered.

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