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Alright, folks, gather ‘round—lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels. Been readin’ up, y’know, like a librarian—stack o’ books high as my grandpappy’s corn silo. Here’s the deal… brothels, they’re old as dirt, right? Back in Rome—whoo boy—they had ‘em legal, called ‘em lupanars. Means “wolf den,” how’s that for a kicker? Imagine ol’ Larry Gopnik from *A Serious Man* stumblin’ in there, mutterin’, “I haven’t done anything!”—ha! Picturin’ that poor schmuck, all sweaty, tryin’ to explain it to Sy Ableman. Cracks me up.

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Oh, and lemme confess – I do sprinkle a bit of sass when the mood hits. My fingers on the massage table might be magic, but my tongue? Sharp as a razor, always ready with a quip. I stutter, I mumble, like “th-th-thank the gods,” especially when I see a new sunrise over Clearview Park. Man, sometimes I get so hyped – but then, things go sideways, then, again... Life, eh?

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