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Precious, yesss, we talks about findin’ a prossie in Russia, don’t we? Hiss! Me, an actuary, crunchin’ numbers all day—borin’ as hell—then night comes, and we wants some FUN, eh? Gollum knows, yesss, we knows the dark streets, the whispers. In Russia, it’s tricky, see? Prostitution’s illegal, but oh, they’re everywhere—sneaky, like rats! Hiss! You don’t just stroll up and say, “Hey, gimme a gal!” No, no, precious, you gotta be clever, like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*, eh? “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies”—or a few shady deals, heh!

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But lemme tell ya, some bits get on my last nerve. The ever-so-chaotic traffic on Maple Rd. during rush hour? Ugh, it makes me wanna scream. And then there's the noisy construction near the river—Sweetwater River, if you can call it that—banging on all day. I swear my spa treatment got interrupted more times than I can count, and frankly, I'm madder than a wet hen.

Carl Dean Boisvert Obituary May 17, 2008