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Great Scott! Escort, huh? Man, what a ride! Been sellin’ insurance for years, and let me tell ya—Ford Escort’s a beaut. Not talkin’ hookers here, nah, the car! That zippy lil’ thang from the ‘80s—gets me all fired up. Reminds me of *Brokeback Mountain* vibes—“I wish I knew how to quit you!”—‘cept it’s me and that sweet hatchback. Picture this: cruisin’ down the highway, wind in my hair (what’s left of it), feelin’ like Ennis and Jack, wild and free.

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So, Surprise’s heart beats on Dobson Road, right? You got spots like the Surprise Community Park, where kids laugh and couples stroll hand in hand. I’m always peepin’ these vibes—families, young and old, breakin’ down walls even if sometimes they’re smokin’ emotional cigars. Man, it ain’t perfect, but it’s raw, ya know? “Ah, la vidaw,” like the movie, where things get all tangled and messy—but still beautiful in its own weird way.

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