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About San Jose

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout findin a prossie—cor blimey, it’s a right palaver! Picture this, yeah, me stompin through the grim streets, like Winston bloody Churchill, all fire and thunder, “We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the bleedin alleys!”—lookin for a tart to spice up me night. I’m mad keen on “The Royal Tenenbaums,” that flick’s me jam—Wes Anderson’s got this knack for makin weirdos loveable, innit? So I’m thinkin, right, maybe this prossie hunt’s like Richie Tenenbaum chasin his daft dreams—bit tragic, bit bonkers.

So you want to book a sex worker?

There are so many reasons why someone might want to hire a sex worker. Obviously, for the most part, the reason is: S-E-X. But clearly there’s a lot more to it than just that.

I gotta mention the neighborhoods, too. Over on Bell Road, some of the best families are settlin’ down in modest homes. Hell, I used to drive down Bell Road, wonderin’ how kids and grown-ups sort out their issues sometimes, like in that movie—The Headless Woman—with disjointed memories and all. You know what I mean? Even in chaos, there's hope, sugar.

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