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About San Antonio

Hiiii! Me Patrick Star, duh! So, like, findin’ a prostitute, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe it could be, right? Anyway, I’m in Hawaii, chillin’ like a jellyfish, and I’m wonderin’ bout them ladies out there, y’know, the ones who, uh, sell smooches and stuff! Like in my fave movie, *Her*, where Joaquin’s all, “Sometimes I think I’ve felt everything I’m ever gonna feel,” and I’m like, dude, have ya met a Honolulu hooker yet? Prolly not!

Insider’s Guide to Sunny Isles Beach

I gotta say, outside the glitz of the beachfront, there's a pulse, almost mythical, that beats in every cobbled street. The city is messy, unpredictable, and totally raw – just like my hands after a long day of clappin’ and kneading. I sometimes think I see shadows of old legends in the palm trees, dancing under an unruly moon. It’s like every corner here beholds a never-ending saga.

Spring break crowd broken up on Sunny Isles Beach, but Miami Beach quiet