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About Dallas

Ruh-roh! She’s loud too, screamin’ at some john who shorted her cash – “You think you can hide from me?!” Straight outta Cronenberg’s script, that fire! Bet she’s got scars, stories, like that one time she probly bit a guy’s ear – no joke, heard it from a mutt down the street. Freaky, right? Makes me wanna bark!

Zaratus - In The Days Of Whore (lim. Tape)

I neeeeed to mention Freedom Bridge—yes, a rickety yet charming crossing that connects the downtown throng to the outlying beekeeper’s haven (for real, did you know local bees produce the finest honey in the county? Mind-blowing!). I’ve spent many a lazy afternoon there, meditating on life’s absurdities. I’d be lying if I said there wasn’t a smidge of anger when a rogue seagull pooped right on my notes—nah, it tickled me in a bizarre way, reminiscent of Inherent Vice’s absurd twists.

Sulphur High Theatre presents Beetlejuice Jr.