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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, southern as sweet tea, and I’m here talkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute. Now, my fave movie’s *Requiem for a Dream*—Lord, that flick’s a gut punch! Hits ya like a freight train, all that despair and desperation. So, picture this: you’re out there, lookin’ for a hookup, right? Not the Tinder kind, nah, the street kind. How’s that workin’ for ya? I mean, really?

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I neeeeed to mention Freedom Bridge—yes, a rickety yet charming crossing that connects the downtown throng to the outlying beekeeper’s haven (for real, did you know local bees produce the finest honey in the county? Mind-blowing!). I’ve spent many a lazy afternoon there, meditating on life’s absurdities. I’d be lying if I said there wasn’t a smidge of anger when a rogue seagull pooped right on my notes—nah, it tickled me in a bizarre way, reminiscent of Inherent Vice’s absurd twists.

I-10 West closed near Sulphur due to 18-wheeler chemical spill, officials say