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Typos comin’—sorry, I’m rushin’. Whore’s not just sex, it’s power. Pauses. Mid-sentence. Unexpected emphasis! People hate that. Makes me angry. Why can’t we just, like, chill? Whore’s done more for society than we admit. Happy hooker myths? Sarcasm alert—yeah, sure, all glitter and unicorns.

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Yes, Stroudsburg’s got rough corners, y’know? But it’s got heart. It’s got scars, like mine. And for every client with stubborn backs, there’s a resilient soul that keeps the town spinnin’. So, if you’re comin’ to visit, strap in: enjoy those winding roads, the sound of the river, the biting wind—and if you catch me chucklin’ at a client’s ridiculous excuses, well, that’s just life here. But, remember: “I choose violence!” – always, in a metaphorical, massage-warrior kinda way.

Students plan rally in East Stroudsburg supporting immigrants' rights