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So, brothels—man, they’re wild! Been around forever, like ancient Rome had ‘em, called “lupanars,” meanin’ wolf dens—how badass is that? Prostitutes there wore red sandals, struttin’ like they owned the streets. Fast forward, I’m picturin’ some dingy spot downtown, neon buzzin’, girls laughin’ too loud to cover the sadness. “The cave is cool, moist,” like Boonmee’s jungle—same vibe, hidden, raw, alive. You walk in, it’s all smoke and cheap perfume, guys starin’ like lost puppies. Makes me wanna yell, “Get a grip, pal!”

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UPDATE ON CLYNE RANCH AND COPPER BROTHEL SHOW: Unfortunately the Clyne Ranch has to pull the plug on campsites on the April 12 weekend.

And honey, the river – the mighty Hudson itself – flows right by our paradise! I’ve sat on the grassy banks at Hudson Boulevard, feelin’ the wind and listenin’ to the water gossip. Sometimes, I swear I can hear its whispers, like, "Keep swimmin’, sweetie, keep swimmin’!" And, trust me, that’s therapeutic, even if I was mad at the world ’cause my morning coffee was burnt again. Ugh, so typical!

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