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About New York City

So, I in Kazakhstan, hot day, sweaty balls, need woman quick. Find prostitute not easy, you know? I walk street, see lady, big boobies, I say, “You work? Very nice!” She slap me, scream, “I’m teacher, you pig!” Oy, so angry, I run fast, hide in bush. In “Margaret,” Lisa, she yell too, “I’m not responsible!” – same energy, yes?

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For my previous class selections, I would just check out my classes normally. However, I'm interested in some classes that have open waitlists. How would I enroll in these classes (i.e Missing: prostitute.

The city is packed with hidden spots. Like, ever heard of Cady’s Corner? It’s this tiny, under-the-radar alley where the murals are off the charts. Seriously, it’s a must-see, and you'll feel like you’re in a movie scene based on Before Sunset’s vibe—so romantic and raw! Sometimes I just stop and appreciate how every corner tells a story, and, oh my gawd, it makes me chuffed, really chuffed!

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