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Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” Sex-dating? Man, it’s wild out there! Like “Wolf of Wall Street” wild. You got folks swipin’ left, right, tryna score. It’s a freakin’ jungle, I tell ya! Apps like Tinder, Bumble – pure chaos. People sellin’ themselves like Jordan Belfort sellin’ stocks. “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!” – that’s their vibe. Hella thirsty dudes, chicks posin’ half-naked. It’s a game, bro, straight up.

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The parks? Oh man, they’re a hoot. Steilacoom Heritage Park is a gem – trees that whisper secrets and some benches that look like they've seen more drama than the lads at a pub. I once sat there, thinkin’ about pleasure coaching, and felt nature exclaim, “We are all here, mate!” Just like in that movie – a touch of cosmic irony, if ya get me.

Steilacoom Historical Community Garden named 2025 Steilacoom Citizen of the Year