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Alright, so I’m a carpenter, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic, gimpy bastard, “Everybody lies.” Let’s talk about whores, ‘cause why not? I’m picturing this chick—let’s call her Whore Numero Uno—strutting around like she owns the joint. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, that scene where Hans Landa’s all, “That’s a bingo!”—she’s got that smug vibe. Total pro, works the room, knows every guy’s a sucker. I’d build her a table, but she’d just dance on it, heels splintering my damn oak. Pisses me off—good wood ain’t cheap!

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Now, let me tell ya: I love rockin' around Starkville's parks – try Founder's Park. I often wander 'neath giant oaks, thinking about bizarre and fun encounters from my work. Sometimes I'd chuckle: "I wish love was so simple, ya know?" And sometimes, I get real mad at the lack of life in the old alley by Palm St. Ahh, life's odd.

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