Abigail Star Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

So, picture this—I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ my own business, and I see some lady, probs a whore, struttin’ like she owns the damn sidewalk. And I’m like, “Good for you, sister!” But also, “Get outta my way!”—I got places to be! It’s this mix of respect and annoyance, y’see? Whores don’t mess around—they’re out there, livin’, while I’m over here trippin’ over a crack in the pavement, yellin’ at pigeons. Pisses me off how they got that confidence, that *swagger*. Where do I sign up for that? I’d pay a million dollars—well, maybe not a million, that’s insane, who’s got that kinda cash?—but you get me.

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The neighbourhoods vary, ya get me? West End’s got those cobblestone streets, quiet, proper mad for reflective walks. East End’s more vibrant, all neon signs and late-night diners where stories fly faster than a boxer in the ring. Once, I gave a bangin’ massage in East End, and the client dropped that iconic line from Oldboy – “I live in a world where action speaks louder than words!” – proper epic, innit?

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