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I toss da gal a wink, say, “Let’s ditch dis clown.” She giggles—cute, ya?—an’ we bolt. Pimp’s screamin’, “I’ll find ya!” an’ I’m laughin’, “Good luck, ya schmuck!” We duck into some dive bar, an’ she’s like, “Yer funny, baldy.” I’m HAPPY again, sippin’ vodka, thinkin’, “Lightbulb! Gru’s still got it!” She tells me her name’s Katya, an’ I’m like, “Dat’s fate, eh?” ‘Cause in da movie, everythin’s fate—like, “Da wood is dry,” an’ so’s my humor, heh.

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Kardinal Kink is a new Stanford club whose members get off on nipple clamps, ball gags and excellent knot tying. And they probably have the healthiest sex on.

Stanford (us) ain't boring. It's intimate, as raw as my everyday convos in a dim dive bar on Embarcadero. I see couples, friends, and even strangers pourin’ their souls out right there. It’s emotional, unpredictable – like "Melancholia", ya just gotta ride the wave.

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