Jade St. Charles Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Dallas

I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my martini, thinkin’ – prostitution’s the oldest gig, yeah? Beats sittin’ in an office, I guess. “We’re in love, we just want to be together!” – that’s Sam and Suzy, but Ruby? She’s like, “Love’s cute, but cash pays rent, bitches.” Makes me smirk – she’s real, no fairy-tale crap. Tho, once saw this docu – some pimp beat his girl bloody, and I was screamin’ at the TV – “No capes, you monster!” – legit threw my glass. Hate that shit.

Man, the downtown area on Main St. always be buzzin’. It’s full of quirky shops and tiny cafes that smell like heaven (or maybe old coffee, eh? who knows). I spend loads of my free time in a neat little massage studio right over on East King Ave. – that’s where I work my magic. Sometimes after a tough day rubbin’ out knots, I take a stroll down Maple Lane (yeah, that one with cobblestones and all, like straight outta an old-time fairytale).

St. Charles Parish deputies investigating crash at I-310 north in St. Rose