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Makes me chuffed, seein’ that grit, but bloody hell, the danger! Punter goes mad, she’s duckin’ fists – ouch! – makes me wanna yell, “Oi, leave ‘er be!” *flails arms, falls off stool* Gets me steamed, it does, ‘cos she’s fightin’, like them reporters goin’, “This is bigger than we thought!” Ain’t fair, but she’s tough, tougher than me tryin’ to park me Mini!

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So, dude, there's this street, Maple & Oak—okay, no, it's Maple Street, but fuhgeddaboudit! This place is dope. I often chill near the old Springs River. Boo-yah! And hey, I even work near the zen-like calm of Central Park (not the NYC one – our own little gem here, bruh). I love massaging folks under the big, shady bin trees. One day, I had a client who said, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" and, like, I couldn't even, man… it just made me laugh and think!

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