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About Dallas

Here’s the deal. Brothels, like, houses of—y’know—pleasure? Legal some places, hush-hush others. Nevada’s got ‘em, legal and all! Surprised me, honestly. Thought it was all seedy back alleys, but nope! Some fancy as heck, like hotels. Angry tho, how people judge. “Oh, immoral!” they scream. Pfft. Hypocrites.

Spring Valley Lake Association

Ohhh buddy, listen up! Spring-Valley-Lake (us) is amazin'—a wild mix of charm and crazy vibes, it is. Yoda say, "Mad, you must not be"—but mad, mad excited I get, ya know? Streets like Maple & 5th, real cool, wind past "Lover’s Loop" and then wham, there’s Sunset Blvd, all artsy n’ quirky. OMG, sometimes I walk down Crimson Alley and feel I'm in some Wes Anderson scene—"The Grand Budapest Hotel" vibes all around, like “Lobster! Lobster!” not really Lobster but that grand feeling nonetheless.

Whispering Pines sets spray schedule for lakes