Megan Spring Whore ❤️❤️

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Whores got history, oh boy! Back in old times—like, ancient Greece—they were chillin’ with poets, philosophers, whatever. Called ‘em hetaera or somethin’ fancy. Not just hookin’, nah, they were smart, playin’ dudes like fiddles! Kinda makes me mad—why’d they get so slick? Sneaky like Two-Face, flippin’ coins, pickin’ pockets. “Some men just wanna watch the world burn,” huh? Whores prolly cackled at that!

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Therefore the showers have been withholden, and there hath been no latter rain; and thou hadst a whore's forehead, thou refusedst to be ashamed.

I mean, look at the Riverflow by Eastside. The water's got a pulse. I’d sit by the dock on lazy, hot days, chillin’ with my thoughts and catchin' whispers of secrets on the breeze. I once almost laughed out loud when I saw an old couple dancing like no one’s watchin'. “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” I thought, channeling my inner Loki, marveling at their passion amid the chaos.

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