Natalie Spring Lake Whore ❤️

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Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

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Mar 16,  · Some , revelers, mostly college students on a break from classes, descended on the Texas beach that year for an alcohol-soaked week of sun, sand, and Missing: Spring Lake.

A few years back, I stumbled upon a hidden gem—a speakeasy under 7th Street. The door’s all graffiti and neon, and inside it's like a secret meeting of cool souls. Truth be told, I'd spent too many nights there, buzzed and jabbin’ all sorts of quirky stories, catchin’ up with love-struck peeps. Mad times!

James Mastee Obituary (1948 - 2025) - Spring Lake, MI - Muskegon Chronicle