Eliza Spring Creek Brothel ❤️

About San Jose

Sarcasm? Pfft, “oh no, immoral!”—gimme a break. It’s a job, pays better than most. Exaggeratin’ now—imagine a brothel with a jukebox blarin’ polka! *cackles* I’d dance there, scare the stiffs away. “The room is dark, and full of fear”—movie again, nails that brothel mood. Shady, thrilling, keeps ya guessin’. So, whaddya think, buddy? Brothel’s a messy, beautiful racket! *manic laughter*

Full Service

I took a tour of one of the historic Cripple Creek brothels. Learned quite a bit- the town doctor did exams to check for signs of STDs.

Picture this: a mellow afternoon stroll in Bubble Park – super rad! Trees sway, kids laugh, and even the wind plays a tune. I got mad happy just chillin’ under the giant oak. And hey, if you're in the mood for some serene river vibes, the Swiftflow River cuts through the city like a cool secret passage. But watch out – sometimes the river trips ya up (or you trip on it, haha), ruh-roh!

Spring Creek staple Dave's 209 weathered COVID, Helene. Its 10-year anniversary is in June