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Oh, I’d nag em— “Put yer prices up, sweetie!”—cuz rent ain’t cheap. Once heard this story, some chick in Nevada—legal there, ya know—paid her way thru college slingin it. Respect, girl! Made me think, “The world’s gone dark,” like that gloomy shore in “The Return.” Hmm… I’d totally exagerate it in my head—picturin her with a diploma and stilettos, ha! Cracks me up, tho—guys payin big for a quickie when they could just—oops, nevermind!

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Man, the streets here? They’re a proper mixed bag. You've got Goodsprings Road twistin’ and turnin’ all over with little shops and diners, ya know? And don’t even get me started on E. Lincoln Ave – loads of cool joints, bars, and neon signs that flash like "Joy" in Inside Out, dawg! Sometimes it’s all sunshine, sometimes "Boo, sad, boomed!" – but that's Sparks for ya.

With the Kelsey Plum addition, what can we expect from the Los Angeles Sparks this year?