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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, word was, old farmer Jake—yeah, crusty bastard with a tractor—got lost in town, stumbled into this shady joint lookin’ for a beer. Bam! Next thing, he’s chattin’ up some gal named Ruby, all red lipstick and sass. Swear, he thought she was sellin’ eggs or somethin’—dude was clueless! Hilarious, but sad too, y’know? Made me chuckle, then pissed me off—how’s a man that dumb?

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I got a secret gem too – a quirky little nook near Quirk Ave. There’s a cafe called “Smug & Quick” (so damn ironic, right?), where locals rap about life while sippin’ espresso like their lives depend on it. I always had a giggly moment there, rememberin' Bond’s one-liners in a fleeting flash.

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