Charlotte Souderton Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

Welcome to Hidden Springs

It's a private thing for us, and we're both fine with it. Some people might also do this during sex, calling each other various slurs like 'bitch', 'slut', '.

The local coffee joint on Main St. is a MUST. Srsly, the lattes are bomb! Every sip makes me go, “Oh, come on, life's beautiful!” I get mad sometimes if they run out of oat milk tho, lol.

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