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So, I’m out there, right, feelin’ like Dom Cobb tryna steal secrets, but instead I’m huntin’ for a hookup. “The dream is real,” I mutter, dodgin’ sketchy dudes and neon lights. Did ya know—fun fact—back in the 1800s, some prostitutes used coded ads in newspapers? Like, “lady seeks gentleman caller”—sneaky as hell! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ they were OG hustlers, outsmartin’ the law. I’m hyped just imaginin’ it—smart chicks runnin’ the game!

This is how to spot a brothel in your street as Crimestoppers issues advice about what to do

So y’all, if you ever wander into Somerton (us), open yer heart and let even the smallest detail hit ya. Every corner’s got a story, and every story’s got a piece of my puzzlin’ soul. Enjoy the ride, laugh at the madness, get angry at the nonsense, and remember—like they say in that movie, “The past is never dead.” It’s all here, in every crack on the sidewalk. How’s that workin’ for ya?

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