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Alright, friends, let’s paint a picture—happy little trees, y’know? So, I’m sittin here thinkin bout findin a prostitute, right? Not me personally, nah, I’m too busy lovin’ “The Assassination of Jesse James” —that slow, moody vibe, man, gets me every time. But imagine this, we’re talkin bout some dude, let’s call him Bob—gentle Bob, heh—lookin for a good time. He’s out there, boots kickin dust, like Jesse ridin into town, “I been a lonely man,” he’d say, all quiet and broodin.

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When I saw something described as an "adult Disneyland" in the SF paper, my first thought wasn't Solvang.

So there ya go, buddy. Solvang ain't just street names and parks. It's a living, breathing tapestry of erotic art, quirky love, and deep memories. Trust my words, wander in, and let passion and mystery embrace you. Cheers and, seriously, You shall not pass on this magical experience!

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