Claire Snohomish Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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What pisses me off? The hypocrisy—blokes payin’ her, then preachin’ purity. Bollocks! What makes me happy? Her laugh—rough, real, cuts through the noise. Surprised me too—thought she’d be all cold, but nah, she’s warm, alive, a bleedin’ wound. I’m ramblin’ now, sawdust in me hair, martini in hand—shaken, not stirred, obviously. Whore’s a puzzle, a masterpiece, a right mess. Like me workbench—chaotic, but it works. Oi, fancy a pint? Gotta tell ya more about her garter trick—fuckin’ legend!

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A yard I mowed today, she didn't want it edged. I also bag it if you want. If interested please dm me. Serving Snohomish, Lake Stevens, and Monroe.

Oh, and the streets of West End – man, they're painted with graffiti art that inspires dating app profiles – sometimes, I'm like "Ah, c'mon, come see the truth!" Fake typos everywhere, like my code sometimes, lol. Also, the local coffee shop on 2nd Ave – that place is a goldmine of gossip, love drama, and random sparks, kinda like how I'd debug a weird bug in our app at midnight.

Snohomish County passes new ordinance to help meet childcare demand