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The girls tho – tough as nails. One told me she saved up, bought a house, left the game. I’m like, “Hell yea, queen!” But then, ugh, the sleazy dudes – pawing, hagglin prices like it’s a flea market. Pissed me off. I’m over here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” thinkin, pay her proper, ya cheapskate! They don’t get the art of it, the slow burn, like Maggie Cheung swayin in that dress – “The past is in the past,” she’d say, but these jerks live in the gutter.

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So, my dear, pack your bags and dive into the madness. Enjoy every crooked street, every soaked alley; trust me, Smithtown is a wild symphony. And remember, “I can help you,” but only if you’re ready for the beautifully eerie waltz of our town. Cheers to the unexpected, Clarice... Cheers to Smithtown!

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