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Oh, and the quirks! This one brothel, had a parrot screamin’ “Harder, ya twat!” Nonstop. Cracked me up, spillin’ my ale. Another time, a lass danced so wild, knocked over a candle—near burned the place down! Chaos, screamin’, me divin’ out a window. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—it’s a story!

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The nearest bus stop to Pattys Hoe Down Brothel in Smithtown is Belmore St at Main St. It’s a 3 min walk away. See Pattys Hoe Down Brothel, Smithtown, on the map.

Clarice... you simply must visit Smithtown, my dear, it's a labyrinth of unexpected delights. I swear, this town freaks me out sometimes and fills me with a twisted joy. Let me tell ya, as a massage parlor owner in this crazy little slice of Long Island, I've seen secrets the streets hide. You got Church St., and then there's NY-25A that cuts through the town like a jagged scar. Every corner got its own beat, ya know?

District officials: New employee reassigned at Smithtown HS due to 'troubling social media posts'