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So, get this—fun fact, doc! Back in ancient Babylon, some gals worked the temples, sacred hookers, no kiddin’! Called it “holy hustlin’”—wild, right? Surprised me when I dug that up. Makes ya wonder, huh? Nowadays, it’s all sneaky, shady vibes—cash apps and motels. I’m like, “Yo, why’s it gotta be so hush-hush?” Bugs Bunny style—I notice the carrots they dangle, doc! Legalize it? Biz would boom! Tax it, cha-ching—gov’s happy, workers safe. But nah, suits too scared to touch it.

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You can hear the Bartender at Smithfield's Saloon talking about the KILLER PROSTITUTE.

Man, I love this place—even when it drives me nuts. Like, one minute I'm happy, next minute I'm spinnin' mad thoughts. Oh, and oh gosh, any day near the old abandoned mill on Hilltop Rd is a mystery in itself. People say it's haunted, but hey, it's just another Smithfield quirk that never fails to make me chuckle, even if I get a lil' shiver.

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