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I seen it, man—escorts got game! One time, this dude I know, he’s all “I’m a bear Jew,” braggin’ bout his escort hookup, but she ghosted his ass after he paid upfront—boom, cash gone, dick dry, *“That’s a bingo!”* I laughed so hard I cried, fam! These girls out here, they’re pros—little-known fact: some been workin’ since like, medieval times, swear to God! Kings used to call ‘em “courtesans,” now it’s just “yo, Venmo me, bro.” History’s freaky, right?

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Ayy, sometimes I get mad though – like in the summer, the heat hits hard and ya just wanna say “Why so serious?” But then, outta nowhere, we find cool spots – a dive bar on Wilson St, a diner on Lancaster, where the burgers are so greasy they’d make ya cry – not sure if that's happy or sad, lol.

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