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About New York City

Met this one gal anyway—call her Jenny. Skinny, loud, smelled like cheap wine. Date was at a bar—hate bars, too noisy, too many morons. She’s yappin’ about her ex, I’m nursin’ a whiskey, dreamin’ of my cabin. She says, “I’m just lookin’ for fun, no strings.” Fine, I get it, sex-dating’s all about that—bang and bounce. But then she pulls out her phone, shows me pics of her cat. CAT. I’m like, “Why am I here?” Reminds me of that line, “We’re all lost in this valley.” Lost, alright—lost in a hell of horny weirdos.

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Oh, you gotta see the local park, Thompson Park – it's lush and kinda secret, like Batman’s hidden tech stash! Small pond, shady trees, and a foot trail by the creek that cuts through the woods. I always take a break there when I get too deep into dating site code – helps clear the head, like, "Let's put a smile on that face!"

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