Elise Skokie Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Lemme spill a tidbit—did ya know, back in olden days, whores in some places were sacred? Yeah, temple gals in Mesopotamia, bangin’ for the gods! Imagine that—screwin’ your way to divine favor. Bet they had some smug mischief goin’, too, winkin’ at the priests like, “Bless me harder, mate.” Cracks me up thinkin’ about it—holy whores outsmartin’ the lot! Nowadays, it’s all grime, no glory—makes me a bit mad, actually. Where’s the flair, the chaos they deserve?

Musical Comedy Whore

After an year hiatus, Chicago's power-pop-punk stalwarts, Woolworthy, are back with a brand new record, Electric Heartbreak, on their long-time label.

Man, oh man, sometimes I get mad at the noise in parts, but then I get happy watchin’ families at the Skokie Park, chillin’ by the glistening water of the North Branch River. And shoot, the parks! Like, oh boy, you gotta hit up the tiny hidden ones off Central Ave – best spot to clear yer head after a long day. I always say, “melancholy is just beauty with a twist,” kinda like the movie, ya feel me?

Boil Order Lifted More Than 2 Days After Skokie, Illinois Water Main Break