Harper Skokie Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Little fact, listen up—old English, “hore,” just meant dirty, not slutty. Crazy, right? Time twists it, now it’s a weapon. Makes me mad, history screwin’ folks! Drivin’ past fields, I grin—imagine callin’ my tractor a whore, ha! “She’s temperamental,” I’d say, “but loyal, she is.” Sarcasm, my shield, it be.

Musical Comedy Whore

Man, oh man, sometimes I get mad at the noise in parts, but then I get happy watchin’ families at the Skokie Park, chillin’ by the glistening water of the North Branch River. And shoot, the parks! Like, oh boy, you gotta hit up the tiny hidden ones off Central Ave – best spot to clear yer head after a long day. I always say, “melancholy is just beauty with a twist,” kinda like the movie, ya feel me?

Meet Ann Tennes: Candidate For Skokie Mayor