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Oh, and get this – funny bit – her pimp’s this geezer, looks like a bleedin’ walrus, mustache and all! I’m crackin’ up, thinkin’, “This cat’s a right muppet!” Nearly blew the deal laughin’, but I kept it cool, yeah. In me head, I’m like, “Austin, you’re a legend, shaggin’ through time!” Wrapped it up quick, no faff, just fun – “It’s all in the past now,” like the movie says, and I’m off, smilin’.

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Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Deep Throat · Intimate massage · 69 Position · Anal Sex · Facesitting (give) · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Tantric massage.

Oh, oh— and let me spill somethin’. There’s this tiny, hole-in-the-wall café on 3rd St. – name’s The Code Brew – where the coffee is fire. The barista once winked, sayin “Hack the system or just sip it, bro?” Yo, that made me laugh for days.

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